Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens was supposed to be the next great New York Yankees slugger. Instead, he became a knighted, quintilingual, space-travelling hitting guru. A profile for SB Nation Longform. 

http://www.sbnation.com/longform/2013/10/8/4812516/hensley-meulens-bam-bam-profile-sf-giants